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I'd like to get rid of my chair, and stand at work. My desk is fixed and I have 4 monitors, two keyboards, mouses. Any tips? by TurdInThePunchBowlin DIY

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl[S] 6 points7 points ago

Mouse Without Borders sounds like a crunchy NGO dedicated to freeing lab rats. :D

I'd like to get rid of my chair, and stand at work. My desk is fixed and I have 4 monitors, two keyboards, mouses. Any tips? by TurdInThePunchBowlin DIY

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl[S] 0 points1 point ago

This looks perfect for me. I have a L shaped desk as well about the same size - would appreciate if you could forward the info! Thanks.

50% off all O'Reilly ebooks and videos today by newguy100in programming

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 52 points53 points ago

FUCK IT, WE'LL HAVE A 50% OFF SALE!

Sorry Barnes and Noble people. by ilikemenintitsin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 61 points62 points ago

Oh don't get me wrong, they're great going down.

Sorry Barnes and Noble people. by ilikemenintitsin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 236 points237 points ago*

I was on the subway a while back, and started to feel like I was about to get sick, after a long night of drinking and slamming in hindsight way too much Bolthouse Farms Green Goodness in the morning right before I left for work in an effort to help with the hangover.

The train was pulling up to the station, and I started to pre-throw up with the stomach spaspms and saucy burps. People started moving away from me immediately like "oh shit this guys gonna blow".

I ended up throwing up in my mouth covering it shut with my hands, swallowing some, throwing it back up into my mouth, then the doors opened.

I calmly walked out, spit out a healthy serving of re-re-gurgitated green smoothie into the corner.

Someone yelled out "HEY THANKS MAN!" from the train and I heard a few claps before the doors closed and took off.

I really didn't want to ruin 100 people's commutes that day, and I think they appreciated it.

[TL;DR Threw up in my mouth on public transit during my morning commute, held it in until I could get off the train so I wouldn't ruin anyone's day]

Ferrari 166 by crestonfunkin pics

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 13 points14 points ago

This was the first thing I thought of. "It is his love, it is his passion..."

Turnstile poltergeist by spacleyin WTF

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 61 points62 points ago

IAMA Request: A hostage who was on the 30th floor of the Nakatomi building on December 24th, 1988.

How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy by huarrain science

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 15 points16 points ago

This is why my cat isn't invited to parties anymore.

The kid from Free Willy 2 and Kazaam: 15 years later by txfilmgeekin pics

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IAMA request: Someone who watched Kazaam in it's entirety. Bonus points if you actually paid to see it at the theater.

I am convinced this is true. by zomgimagirlonredditin pics

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I solved this problem by buying a new bed frame that goes all-the-way-down to the floor. Had to throw out a perfectly good $600 frame in the process. You can't put a price on piece of mind.

More than 300 Tibetan monks have disappeared after being rounded up by Chinese security forces at a monastery for "re-education." by blackstar9000in worldnews

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China.

Wasting Time on Reddit by gorillapoopin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 113 points114 points ago

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WRITTEN BY M. NIGHT POOP-A-LON.

How Troll Dad Saved Christmas (happened this afternoon) by Logical_Phallusyin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TurdInThePunchBowl 62 points63 points ago

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It's a Christmas Miracle!

Wanted to make some fun coupons for my GFs birthday. I thought they turned out pretty well, so I wanted to share. by thebuggaloin pics

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Awesome. You can send your girlfriend and the bubble bath coupon over to my place next weekend!

Kanye West gets booed during Macy's Day parade. by jamesdpitleyin Music

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